Belay that order!

Yeah.



I know.



It's been a while.



But make no mistake,the awesomeness is still here, serving it up like a death-ray-shooting-flying-triple-kick-to-the-spleen.



Things are just a little slow, as the vigors of Law School (TM) are taking their toll. But worry not...I shall return soon enough!

In the meantime...ponder these words: cake,existentialism,juice.

I hereby christen this shit!

Many aeons ago, a prophecy was made.

It spoke of the end of life all around, and the rays of Hope everlasting radiating down and saving the worthy from the Darkness with grace and love and the gentle care of mothers.

And the seas shall run black with sin, and the skies shall bleed with suffering of the giant mortals that shall pillage the World for all to see, and all to despair in.

But all shall not be lost.

For a being of immense power shall beam down from the Heavens, shaping and manipulating the Darkness into Hope weilding the very powers of Awesome.

Ladies and Gentlemen, furry creatures, and all those who would be saved: The Prophecy is to come to pass.

And my powers of Awesome will save you all.

The era of Darkness is here.

And let it be cried from the rooftops, that its vanquisher is here also.